The weird thing about relationships
is that not only do you have to like someone,
but that someone
has to like you back.
I realized this once and since then have just been like HOW DO PEOPLE EVER GET TOGETHER EVER? HOW HAVE HUMANS NOT DIED OUT ALREADY DO TO UNREQUITED LOVE, FEAR OF REJECTION AND AWKWARD?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Tumblr user clevergirlhahanotactually asks the real questions.
ok so there are like 3 juans in my psychology class and today when the substitute was taking attendance she called out “juan?” and all in unison, they all said “which juan”
Protip: when you are a zoo docent, it’s fun to blow kids’ minds by informing them that all Santa’s reindeer were girls, because of this little fact about their antlers.
If Santa’s reindeer can fly, I’m sure they can keep their antlers too.
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
there are nice americans
there are rude americans
there are nice brits
there are rude brits
there are nice canadians
there’s justin bieber
Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.